Doomed From The Start

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

2009-10-01T21:08:49Z

It's discoveries like this that really make me miss archaeology.

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The kindness of strangers and the idiocy of neighbors

2009-08-05T15:42:20Z

Mistake #1: Yesterday the mailman put a piece of my mail containing those awful blank checks from the credit card company in someone else’s mailbox. Mistake #2: The person who received my mail opened it. Mistake #3: Same person then attempted t...

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QotD: First Job

2009-05-26T19:27:28Z

What was your very first job? Ugh - detasseling. I also consider it the absolute worst job I've ever had. According to Wikipedia, detasseling is "the act of removing the pollen-producing tassel from a corn (maize) plant and placing it on the g...

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Would I still be considered "trailer trash" if I had one?

2009-05-07T15:16:11Z

For the first time in my life I think I want a pre-fab house.

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Sure, but can you still do the Truffle Shuffle?

2009-05-06T03:50:16Z

I don't know about you but this Goonies reunion photo makes me very nostalgic.

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QotD: Named after one of the 50 states

2009-04-24T19:19:00Z

If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? Duh, West Virginia!

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Down to 7 days...

2009-04-08T17:32:41Z

Thanks to an incredibly hectic morning and a suddenly slow lunch hour I've discovered a whole new batch of pet peeves that are driving me crazy. Thankfully the theraputic act of typing them out has kept me calm and collected in the workplace. ...

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Twelve days and counting...

2009-04-03T19:10:53Z

I like my job. I like that I have a job. It’s not the "world's best job" but it will do nicely for now. My coworkers are nice people (mostly) and I feel I’m learning a thing or two. For the first time in my life I had someone else do my taxes...

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I want to be an Emasculator

2009-03-11T02:20:56Z

Each day at work I like to look at my Forgotton English daily calendar to see if there’s anything new I can learn. The nice thing about this calendar is that not only does it give a forgotten word and it’s definition (today’s word – “chicken-man...

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Random thoughts

2009-02-25T18:52:47Z

I don't have anything really important to discuss right now so I'll throw out some random thoughts: Since I’ve started working at an accounting firm I am continually surprised at how many people don’t pay their taxes. I always thought if you ...

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